10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003