10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!