10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22