10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Why not, when some because there are three.