10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob