10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it