10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- It's Free To Fold...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts