10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown