10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is