10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!