10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A