10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP