10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'