10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus