10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson