10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.