10 Random Poker Quotes

Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
im going to 2 out you to death
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--