10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm