10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"