10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.