10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Why not, when some because there are three.
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
if u play for the thrill u are ill
in the poker game of life women are the rake
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.