10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike