10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth