10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.