10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."