10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus