10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.