10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury