10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Those eggs smell delicious!