10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow