10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."