10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"