10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."