10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier