10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.