10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The all-in play works everytime but once.