10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)