10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.