10 Random Poker Quotes

Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Why not, when some because there are three.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-