10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.