10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.