10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"