10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.