10 Random Poker Quotes

You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Why not, when some because there are three.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson