10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.