10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.