10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon