10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers