10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22