10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have